eli

what the signs are doing rn
aries: procrastinating
taurus: procrastinating
gemini: procrastinating
leo: procrastinating
virgo: procrastinating
libra: procrastinating
scorpio: procrastinating evilly
sagittarius: procrastinating
capricorn: procrastinating
aquarius: procrastinating
pisces: being a fish and also procrastinating
Asntronat

badkidsjokes:

​what do you call a asntronat that farts

a fartonaut

ferninism:

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

Anonymous

Accept the fact that some people are not as educated as you...

haraamzada:

warpstar:

thiccthompson:

cortney:

bopeep:

easytolove:

rigaya:

fkaho:

vuittonable:

thisishangingrockcomics:

euo:

actually no, psychologically speaking, according to learning theory and the zone of proximal development, i should operate on my intellectual level and others will educate themselves in order to communicate with me. this is how children learn to speak and build their vocabulary. its how we learn basic social skills and i am not going to dumb myself down or accept people’s ignorances because it makes them comfortable.

learn. educate yourself. grow up. take responsibility for your ignorance. 

this is the most detached from the reality of 90% of people New York City college thing i have ever read in my life lol

me when i study for more than 5 minutes without taking a break

Me after a class lecture.

Me after I snort adderall

Me when I learn English

me when i get a thesaurus for xmas 

me when i arrive for a job interview

me when i’m trying to get that letter of recommendation

me when i click “inspect element” in google chrome

me when i need to reach the minimum word count

troyyy:

this is my favorite video of all time

harinef:

…………………………………LIGHTWEIGHT MAKEUP

When your professor tells a corny joke but you’re trying to get an A in class

mens-rights-activia:

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brandiglanville:

#lovesucks #heartbreak 💔✌️

deadlynigthshade:

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